Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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