Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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