I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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