Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING