She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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