I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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