I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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