Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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