Girls should come with a carfax report
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
