hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you had me at cake vodka
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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