this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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