Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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