That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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