Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Bring me that man meat
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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