I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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