they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
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Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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