needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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