I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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