i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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