O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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