yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
