whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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