I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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