i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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