I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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