she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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