She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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