My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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