The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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