Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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