Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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