Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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