i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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