Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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