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I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.