So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.