I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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