okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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