but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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