after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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