You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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