Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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