they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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