Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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