so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
a search helicopter?!
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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