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This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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