A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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