if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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