just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
