he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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