Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My vagina is officially offended.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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