omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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