so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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