It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
