i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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