Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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